lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

(via kiss-in-the-tardis)

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

image

motherfucka you gay

CRYING

(via tyleroakley)

    Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
    Cashier: Are you 18?
    Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.